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9gag:

Shut up and take my money!

9gag:

Shut up and take my money!

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I needed this.

I needed this.

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"The Porto Ricans [sic] are the dirtiest, laziest, most degenerate and thievish race of men ever to inhabit this sphere… I have done my best to further the process of extermination by killing off eight and transplanting cancer into several more… All physicians take delight in the abuse and torture of the unfortunate subjects."

Dr. Cornelius Rhoads 

(Called “Cancer Fighter” by Time Magazine June 27, 1949) 

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 ÉNFASIS. 

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hollowbatgirl:

asklen-kagamine02:

whenilearnedhowtorun:

asklen-kagamine02:

I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke

Since 2009 

you could have made this joke literally anytime

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I can’t stop laughing. Yet, I don’t feel the same anymore. 

I can’t stop laughing. Yet, I don’t feel the same anymore. 

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precipice-of-euphoria:

partynext2yourbitch:

I laughed for so long at this omg

Lmaoooo

precipice-of-euphoria:

partynext2yourbitch:

I laughed for so long at this omg

Lmaoooo

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fuck-yourself-daily asked: Thanks, love! You never know haha, I know a little bit of Spanish, but mostly formal, not the slang! How are you tonight babe? Have you been enjoying Fuck-Yourself-Daily? XxX

Well, I know spanish, english, portuguese, some italian and now some french. I get turned on when someone knows how to write. Sorry for the comment, being a Puerto Rican, I couldn’t resist.

And to answer your question. Yes, i’ve been enjoying your tumblr quite a lot.  

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Being a Puerto Rican I know that instead of saying: “Por favor follar mi coño mojado con tu polla dura me hagas rogar a correrse papi” we would say: “Chicha mi chocha con tu bicho duro hasta que me venga”. 
I love my language and I love it even more when it is correctly written. 

Being a Puerto Rican I know that instead of saying: “Por favor follar mi coño mojado con tu polla dura me hagas rogar a correrse papi” we would say: “Chicha mi chocha con tu bicho duro hasta que me venga”. 

I love my language and I love it even more when it is correctly written. 

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"Lay with me Cersei, I incest"

— Jaime Lannister, probably, at some point (via stupid-fucking-rope)

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sexxxual-satisfaction asked: I am so glad! hahaha :) You're so very sexy! :D

^_^ Thanks. 

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#all the feels#how horrified can you be of yourself that you’ve tried to remediate by suicide?

#all the feels
#how horrified can you be of yourself that you’ve tried to remediate by suicide?

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kazzikame:

envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

Eventually I’ll be done with my portfolio and then done with fucking college for fucking ever and then I’ll just torture kids with the same shit I had to do.

FUCKIN FUN

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